Lila Rose

Dear Lila, for every baby you save, I'll kill 3. Love, Christi

So, my little sister came to town, so I decided I deserved a week off. But then I watched a video featuring this bitch. AKA the cuntiest cunt in the history of cuntiness. She is the mayor of cunt-town. I can’t think of anything more witty than that, that’s how enraged she has made me. It might just be that I saw Milk tonight (FANTASTIC.) but assholes in California who want to take rights away from other people are especially maddening to me right now.

1. I don’t care about what other people do with their uterus.
2. I can’t pass for 12.
3. I don’t have 7 siblings. Why? Because if my mom got pregnant 7 times, she would probably abort a few, so that they wouldn’t be deprived of love or attention which would lead to them being completely fucking insufferable by 20.
4. My business partner has never campaigned for Mike Huckabee. Way to back a winner, kiddo.
5. I’ve never ripped off the title of the #1 gay interests magazine in the world,  to try to make people read my right wing (and based on the Huckabee connection, I think anti-gay is a fair assumption) propaganda.
6. I don’t call sneaking a camcorder in a hoodie, “hard hitting and investigative.” I call it a camcorder in a hoodie. My friends and I used to do this shit in grade 9. You’re an adult. Grow the fuck up.
7. I’ve never phoned an organization, made incredibly racist comments in an attempt to make them say something racist back, then called them racist when they are willing to accept a donation from the racist prick on the phone. They are a charity. If you offer them money, they will take it. That doesn’t make them racist, that makes them a charity.
8. I’ve never broken California’s wire tapping laws. I’ve also never impersonated the victim of a crime.
9. My name doesn’t make people want to punch me in the face. Over and over again. Like that scene in Sin City where Bruce Willis makes the yellow guy turn to goo.
10. I have never taken it upon myself to try discredit an organization that helps millions of women every year. Abortions account for 5% of the services provided by Planned Parenthood in the United States. If you care about babies, volunteer at an orphanage. Become a foster parent. Go overseas and help the kids starving to death and dying of preventable illnesses. Do something useful with your life. If you’re anti-abortion, don’t get an abortion, it’s that simple.

Anyways, I really really hate this girl. I always thought my generation was more tolerant and less ignorant than past generations. This…person, discredits this theory altogether. Feel free to email her and explain to her why she fails at life.