Someone You’re Better Than- Hal Johnson & Joanne McLeod

Non-Canadians, feel free to ignore this post. I promise you that Canadians know what I’m talking about and agree with me entirely. Unless you’re a masochist, do not watch the video above.

Canadians, I bet your didn’t know that the Body Break theme song had a music video! Here are some reasons you’re better than Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod.

1. You didn’t abandon your career/life goals to marry and work with someone you met in a gym.
2. You know pastel track suits aren’t a good look for anyone.
3. You’ve changed your hairstyle since 1987.
4. You’ve never un-ironically told someone to, “Keep fit and have fun!”
5. You’ve never hidden your relationship from the public because you were worried that people wouldn’t hire you if they knew you married outside of your race.